Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:
One of the stars of the golden age of the Euro nude. She of the muffin-top nipples and impossibly uncouth mouth. Maria was one of the top models on the internet for a few years, often appearing under the name of Koika, Ellie, or Elle. She’s from Russia, which somehow reconciles all of the exotic-yet-familiar implications of her looks. Is she really even pretty in a conventional sense? Her figure is intriguingly non-hourglass, her skin imperfect, her face a pile-up of not-necessarily-complimentary features. And yet it all comes together somehow. Fuck, women can often be amazing. And discombobulating. Maria’s got great camera presence, too. Do you reckon someone taught her that come-hither expression, or did she figure that out all on her own?
She retired in 2008. Probably has three kids by now. I’ll co-sign this comment from some guy on MetArt: “Aaaahh! Those were the days! She was once Queen of the internet. And YES — I too, miss her dearly. But time and gravity take their toll on all women. I wish her well. :-)”
Nudity below the drop. Do you click and go to confession twice? Or have you succeeded in honeybadgering yourself into not giving a shit? Have a good weekend.