Eddie Pensier writes:
When Theodora was still too immature to sleep with a man or to have intercourse like a woman, she acted as might a male prostitute to satisfy those dregs of humanity who remained some considerable time in a brothel, given to such unnatural traffic of the body…But as soon as she reached maturity she became a harlot. Never was any woman so completely abandoned to pleasure.Many a time she would attend a banquet with ten young men or more, all with a passion for fornication and at the peak of their powers, and would lie with her companions the whole night long, and when she had reduced them all to exhaustion she would go to their attendants–sometimes as many as thirty of them–and copulate with each in turn; and even then she could not satisfy her lust. And although she made use of three apertures in her body, she was wont to complain that Nature had not provided her with larger openings in her nipples, so that she might have contrived another form of intercourse there.
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