Eddie Pensier writes:
Dearest readers, do kindly take a long, appraising look at the recently revealed opening ceremony uniforms for Scotland’s Commonwealth Games athletes.
Observe what has been done to this group of fit, attractive young people. Let it sink in.
Now, vote in our photo-caption poll, if you choose. Submit your own in the comments too, if the given options
aren’t snarky enough don’t suit you.