Blowhard, Esq. writes:
All of us here at UR agree we’re wonderful, highly talented people who put out a superior product day in and day out whenever we feel like it. We’re like The Atlantic, Entertainment Weekly, and The New Yorker combined only funnier and with more bush.
Thus, at one of our weekly editorial meetings, Paleo Retiree went into full Perry White Mode and started griping about our subpar site design. To shut him up we decided an overhaul was due, so we pooled our funds and hired graphic design superstar Chip Kidd to reconceive everything from the ground up.
Thing is, Kidd demands a high five-figure salary and new pair of vintage granny glasses for such gigs and all we could offer was a dime bag of weed. Lucky for us, that’s enough for Sir Barken Hyena so he took a crack at sprucing things up. Much to everyone’s extreme shock, he actually did a great job. Clean, sharp, and slick without being too fussy. Dig the new drunken header image, too.
I hope you enjoy it. Maybe the rest of us will actually start trying harder.*
*Probably not, don’t hold your breath.

Love it. Just retro enough without being annoyingly so. Very eye-catching.
(Did you hide the other dime bags?)
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Yeah, I had to hide the rest of our weed, otherwise I know Fabrizio would smoke it all. He’s a dick that way.
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Actually I took payment via the new “Bitweed” system.
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You should patent that idea.
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Looking good, Gents. I know you’re not looking for it, but I freely give my approval.
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All of us here are whores for public approval.
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