Blowhard, Esq. writes:
Blowhard, Esq. writes:
Blowhard, Esq. writes:
When putting a post like this together, and looking at photo after photo of the delectable Ms. Decker, one is apt to get philosophical and reflective. “Where did I go wrong? What possessed me to pursue any interest or employment aside from model photography? What have I done with my life? Why, God, why?” At this point, one weeps at one’s poor life choices and outcast fate.
Nudity below the jump sufficient to make armies go to war. Have a good weekend.
Blowhard, Esq. writes:
Or, if you’re in a feisty mood, how about this Loyalist defense of the British written by the then-Chief Justice of Massachusetts?
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Paleo Retiree writes:
I’ve been loving following the in-the-wake-of-Brexit debates. Interesting times, to put it mildly. Here are some of the essays, op-eds and articles that I’ve gotten the most out of.

Blowhard, Esq. writes:
Fenster writes:
Commenter Tom Trueman has responded to Obadiah Plainman’s recent guest appearance here. While you may view Mr. Trueman’s note in the comments section to Mr. Plainman’s post, it is worth a careful read and is therefore reprinted here in its entirety.
The job of a PRINTER . . .



Mr. Traub here.
Fenster writes:
One Obadiah Plainman, who, being of the LOWER ORDERS, hath not access to a blogging platform, a most unenviable state in the current times. He is however a close acquaintance of MR. FENSTER, who as is well known occupies a position of some prominence in the blogging world. MR. FENSTER holds Mr. Plainman in the highest regard, despite the fact that MR. FENSTER his self is of the highest character and considered one of the BETTER FROGS.
Mr. Plainman is an Englishman and is proud of his vote to leave the Union. But he is vexed to a high degree by recent events in Europe and wishes that his opinions on such events be broadcast to the WIDEST POSSIBLE AUDIENCE. He naturally turned to MR. FENSTER with a request that his views be disseminated.
At Uncouth Reflections we may be many things but second only to being pornographers of the very first rank we are most proud that we are PRINTERS, and only of material of the highest caliber. We think Mr. Plainman’s reflections, uncouth as they may be, are of this highest caliber and we recommend them to you without hesitation.
Here, Mr. Plainman addresses the issue of the events in Europe. An acquaintance of his furnished him with an article from the New York Times that suggested bad faith and connivance on the part of the so-called “Leave” side. When his acquaintance told Mr. Plainman that he himself agreed with those views, Mr. Plainman’s wrote the following response, and we are pleased to publish it here.
Blowhard, Esq. writes:
Blowhard, Esq. writes:
I enjoyed this Westlake, winner of the Edgar Award for best novel in 1968. Fred Fitch, a gullible sad sack, inherits $300,000 from his con man uncle and soon discovers that someone is willing to kill him to get it back. Written after “The Hunter,” Fitch is so trusting and naive that he’s almost an anti-Parker. (Also, unlike Parker who seeks out money, in this story the money falls in the lap of the protagonist.) Comic hijinks ensue as he bounces around New York City dealing with femme fatales, mob hitmen, corrupt cops, shyster lawyers, other shady con men, and a strange dapper midget that prefigures the one in Lynch’s TWIN PEAKS. In its own way, it’s as existential as Kafka’s “The Trial,” but this is Westlake, so the paranoia and cynicism are played for laughs (is there such a thing as light existentialism?). It’d make a fantastic movie. You can buy it on Kindle here.