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Posted on January 4, 2013 by Paleo Retiree

Paleo Retiree writes:

A pet theory of mine is that our health-care crisis would be 90% solved if people would 1) lose some weight, 2) quit the cigarettes, 3) knock off the packaged foods, 4) take a daily walk, 5) act their age, and 6) quit sticking the wrong things up their butts.

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About Paleo Retiree

Onetime media flunky and movie buff and very glad to have left that mess behind. Formerly Michael Blowhard of the cultureblog 2Blowhards.com. Now a rootless parasite and bon vivant on a quest to find the perfectly-crafted artisanal cocktail.
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  1. dearieme's avatar dearieme says:
    January 4, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    (1) Any fool can lose weight, it’s keeping it off that’s hard. (2) I found that giving up smoking was easy, but then it wasn’t cigarettes I smoked. (3) I eat little in the way of packaged foods. (4) I prefer a daily cycle. (5) I’m not a perpetual teenager, if that’s what you mean. (6) My bum is unsullied (except for occasional visits by an endoscope, obviously).

    I suppose I must be in the other 10%.

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  2. Epaminondas's avatar epiminondas says:
    January 4, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    That 12 year old girl with the dildo has quite a career ahead of her.

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  3. Will S.'s avatar Will S. says:
    January 15, 2013 at 1:59 am

    They forgot about the eel.

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