Naked Lady of the Week: Marry Queen

Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:


Is Marry Queen the first woman famous for her pussy? Searching around the ‘net for information on her, I see a lot of references to it being “perfect.” Where mounds go, it sure is memorable: a rounded, well-fed looking thing that makes you think of ripe peaches or oven-fresh baked goods. When I hear about women getting vaginoplasty to obtain a “Barbie-doll look,” I imagine something along the lines of Marry’s cooter is being referred to. It’s so plush and cutesy looking that it’s hard to take it as obscene. As you’d expect, most of her photographers focus on this one superstar body part. They treat it like the Garbo of gash. You can even buy a Fleshlight designed in emulation of Marry’s magnificent mons. (Just my opinion: It doesn’t do the real thing justice.)

Before she went into semi-retirement in 2013, Marry, who is Czech, was about the most popular nude model on the internet. Her preposterous pooty aside, guys seemed to love her for her generous, super-feminine curves and her vague facial resemblance to actress Emma Watson. She appeared on most of the major erotica sites — on some she was known as Miela — in all manner of pose and costume. My favorite shoots are probably the ones she did for Bikini Pleasure, a site that looks like a more extreme version of the great Wicked Weasel. It’s fun to watch her bod do combat with those teeny string bikinis. Sorry, pathetic bits of bathing floss: that’s too much woman for ya.

These photos come from Czech Casting, Conner, Cosmid, Femjoy, ALS, EroticSnap, Art Lingerie, and of course the aforementioned Bikini Pleasure. Go there for more.

Content below is NSFW. Enjoy the weekend.


  • Erotic filmmaker Pierre Woodman has been trying to get Marry into one of his movies for years. Amusing 20-page discussion on the subject here. Woodman speculates that she makes so much money off her licensed Fleshlight that she no longer needs to do porn. Either that or she got fat.
  • Twitter, where she has 12,000 followers despite making only 47 tweets.
  • Reddit.

About Fabrizio del Wrongo

Recovering liberal arts major. Unrepentant movie nut. Aspiring boozehound.
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7 Responses to Naked Lady of the Week: Marry Queen

  1. ironrailsironweights says:

    God damn it.



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  3. Whocares says:

    Well, she DID start getting fat. Just watched one of her latest masturbation vids for inthecrack, and she’s sporting a LOT of cellulite below the belt.


  4. Honcho says:

    MARRY QUEEN AN INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. From top to bottom an angel. She could sell snowballs to eskimos.


  5. honcho says:

    marry queen is pure beauty inside and out. she is mesmerizing. Looking at her is like looking at a masterpiece of art.


  6. Pepe says:

    She had a female baby, that’s why her body changed…


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