4 Responses to Juxtaposin’: Fantasies of the Internet Relationship Seeker

1. Manolo The Shoeblogger says:

   January 13, 2013 at 3:19 am

   If the Manolo were to channel the genius that is the Roissy, he would talk about the relative SMV of the ultra-hot, blue-eyed, neotenous Russian girl, who responds with enthusiastic and charming femininity to the camera/suitor (although we all know that she is really just looking for the green card), versus the doughy-faced, 5-at-best, ultra-entitled American girl whose hamster has convinced her that she is the hot property despite abundant evidence to the contrary, and who believes that she can safely respond with moderate indifference to the entreaties of her plush, heart-shaped gay friend that she find the nice-looking, respectable young man, and get off the cock carousel before she hits the wall.

   In the other words, American women are under the spell of the hypergamous delusions and ordinary, non-Alpha men have given up on Western civilization, and thus the Gods of the Copybook Headings will have the final word.

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   • Fabrizio del Wrongo says:

     January 14, 2013 at 1:36 pm

     That’s a pretty genius Roissy impersonation!

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2. Glynn Marshes says:

   January 15, 2013 at 1:48 pm

   My gawd. The woman in ad #1 is hard, abrupt, emotionally uninvolved. “Anastasia” — to my eye at least — comes across as *emotionally* present and available. She’s talking to her suitor, telling him how much she cares for him and misses him.

   Heart wrenching juxtaposition, Fabrizio.

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3. Maule Driver says:

   January 15, 2013 at 7:24 pm

   One is her fantasy and two is his.
   She could be a boomerang kid living life on the ‘net. Gender and status insures attention until it’s all gone.
   His XxHo apartment is now graced with his dream. Pouring his drinks, she comes with the $work$.

   Well done Madison Ave in 21st century terms.

   Of course I can only parrot the Manolo poorly since he said it all. Thanks so much for The Gods of the Copybook Headings.

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