Linkage (Unhealthy Vices Edition)

Eddie Pensier writes:

Electronic cigarettes are making tobacco cigarettes obsolete.
The “molecular archaeologist” who studies ancient beers and recreates them. I want his job.
Plain packaging for cigarettes is a stupid idea.
Canadians are drinking frozen beer.
Philadelphians are eating fried beer.
Australians are consuming their beer in the usual way, but when it comes to cocaine, they’re paying through the, um, nose.
Would you like a little reefer with your classical music?
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Erté, “Sloth”, from The Seven Deadly Sins