Eddie Pensier writes:

Amahl: “Are you a real king?”
Balthazar: “Yes.”
Amahl: “Have you regal blood?”
Balthazar: “Yes.”
Amahl: “Can I see it?”
Balthazar: “It is just like yours.”
Amahl: “What’s the use of having it, then?”
Balthazar: “No use.”

—Amahl And The Night Visitors

Three guys, just like you and me.