Sir Barken’s Vinyl Review

Sir Barken Hyena writes:

Lately at Casa Barken, where the rattlesnakes bask in the blinding sun, we’ve had the platters spinning like a veritable Martian invasion of frisbees. Here’s a sampling of some of the aural delights, with an 80’s theme this time.

Le Mystere Des Voix Bulgares 1987

More than bleating babushkas

More than bleating babushkas

Behind the Iron Curtain a new style of music emerged in Bulgaria, a labor of composers working for state radio, mostly with women’s choirs. Hints of this music had leaked out to the West, and Glasnost brought the masters to 1980s impressario Ivo-Watts Russell. Released on his famed 4AD label, home of Cocteau Twins, Modern English, Pixies and others in that phalanx, it might have seemed a stretch. It’s basically classical music, but the aesthetic works.

I imagine these Bulgarian composers faced similar problems as Eisenstein, Shostakovich or Tarkovsky. What they produced was worth their struggle because the result was a unique fusion of the ancient Middle Eastern music that Ottoman conquest brought, and 20th Century tonal techniques from Bartok and Stravinsky.

Not that anybody needs to know that to enjoy this record. The tonalities that in the 1980s seemed so stringent are more familiar now, because of an army of samples marching through the culture. But not that much more, it’s not all softened with reverb, Lord of the Rings style in these original and raw recordings. It’s a richly emotional journey, with some of the pieces having a touch of gospel, almost, while others are like windows to the ancient. This record was pretty important to me, back in the day. This and Jon Hassell pointed me to explore world music, which was a mighty big and fruitful nut to crack.

Still is, but the promise of a world music fusion in the West has been deeply disappointed. It descended to little more than sitar and muezzin samples layered over jungle drums, meekly provided by emasculated drum machines. Bah!

Kraftwerk / Computer World 1981

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Kraftwerk is a miracle. How does a group of musicians pursue a vision over decades to it’s outer reaches without misstep or stylistic gearshift? And keep it interesting, and fresh. And downright tuneful. And, come on, “we are robots making music” is plain stupid as a premise. But they pull it off, and actually make a statement with it.

It’s pretty clear techno and it’s fecund spawn would not be here but for these krautbots, not in anything like its current form. It might have stunted at the Donna Summer/Giorgio Moroder stage, catchy, fun, cool, maybe, but flat. But from Kraftwerk techno got a generous shot of the conceptual, one of the forces that (occasionally) lifts that form above the mundane level of the dance club.

But, like with Mystere, you don’t need to know any of that to enjoy it because Kraftwerk is fun, and they write great tunes. That’s part of their secret. They balance intellectualism with heart, and no matter how robotic, that heart is always present. Part of their statement, and why Kraftwerk inspires such love.

You’ll hear more from me about Kraftwerk, I am set to see them in Los Angeles later this month, along with some Uncouthers. Expect a full report.

Bill Nelson / The Love That Whirls 1982

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If nothing else, I hope a few people discover this incredible artist from my chicken scratchings. Nelson is known as leader and guitarist of semi-proggers Be Bop Deluxe, a gig he walked away from to start an abrasive pre-New Wave band called Red Noise. From there he proudly went underground, starting his own label to sell his records by mail order in the late 1970s. He’s been at the front, or even a bit before, of several important moments in music, one of them being ambient.

Another is technopop, of which this record is a pinnacle. The sound is a layered swirl of analog squiggles and blips and zips, yet oddly catchy and infectious. Nelson’s lyrics are intriguing and personal throughout, and show his unaffected enthusiasm for, well pretty much everything. But sex is high on that list:

Sea creature/sex creature, woman in love
A slip of the tongue or the hand in the glove
Kiss me and wound me again and again
Faster than beauty our beast is unchained

In addition to his pop confessionals, there are some lovely instrumental interludes, some quite ambient and all deeply, sensually evocative. Nelson’s music is never an intellectual exercise in spite of some of the farther reaches of the art he touches. It’s entirely an affair of his passions, and the simple daring he shows by always being so peculiarly himself. An essential artist.

Jon Hassell / Brian Eno / Possible Musics 1980

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The album that truly cemented trumpeter Hassell’s sound, and placed him on the map as another essential artist. Before this 1980 release, he had bounced around different avant garde scenes, graduating from Eastman and playing with minimalists Lamonte Young and Terry Riley. But he wasn’t finding what he really wanted, it was to all too dry, and lofty, lacking the dirt and sex of his native Memphis, and his real love, Miles in his electric period.

The early 70s introduced Hassell to Indian music via singer and sage Pandit Pran Nath. He reinvented the trumpet as an instrument capable of the tonal twists and smoke trails of Indian vocal music, virtually relearning his instrument. He discovered that by holding it like a conch shell he could elicit a breathy and vocal range of tones never heard from this instrument. Tape loops of African drummers and Hollywood soundtracks provided a bed of sound akin to the droning of the tamboura.

Then Eno provided the last, missing element: a halo of electronic voices derived from the trumpet and set to float in an intensely evocative echoland. A device called a Harmonizer, an early digital sound processor, made chords of the solo trumpet voice, bringing the strange parellel harmonies of Stravinsky to the mix.

Well, this is just about the most original thing I’ve ever heard, outside of Harry Partch maybe. But it’s intensely sensual music, a music that always has a fire burning deep and low in it’s dark heart. “Possible Musics” well preceeded the World music craze, which Hassell unwittingly helped bring on by getting Eno and Talking Head’s frontman David Byrne excited about it. Their 1979 collaboration My Life in the Bush of Ghosts was a direct antecedent of Hassell’s experiments in world fusion, only it sold probably a zillion times more. From there, see the above comments about “world music”. Bah!

Every album Hassell made after is a masterpiece. Check him out.

Glenn Gould / The Goldberg Variations 1981

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Gould died just before his second release of the piece that started his meteoric career in 1955, 26 years earlier. People have their favorite, this later, slower and more spacious rendition being mine. I’m not going to say any more because the combination of Bach and Gould is just too sublime. Yeah, I know it’s a cop out. Go ahead, ask for a refund. Just get this record.

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Creepshot or Not?

Paleo Retiree writes:

This young lady was walking along the sidewalk in front of me … Her sundress was hiking up … Does my snap of her qualify as a Creepshot?

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Some arguments pro and con, or so it seems to me:

  • Yes, it’s a Creepshot. I did sneak my snapshot off, and I have posted the photo online. None of that needed to happen. Plus: cute butt.
  • No, it’s not a Creepshot. It genuinely wasn’t lust that motivated me to take the snap. Candid in-public photography has been considered legit for, like, forever. You can’t see the woman’s face, so what harm is done? And in a world where 250 million photos are uploaded to Facebook alone every day, how likely is it that she’s ever going to run across this photo anyway?

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Architecture Du Jour

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

cinqueterreCinque Terre, Italy

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Linkage

Paleo Retiree writes:

  • A visit with J.P. Donleavy, now 88 and still legendary for his rowdy comic novel “The Ginger Man.”
  • The Manolo thinks that an impoverished young woman just starting her first job should, despite her lack of means, invest in quality flat shoes.
  • “I was fully comfortable with the photo shoot and went with it,” says a young Muslim woman who posed topless for an American Apparel ad. Ever so slightly NSFW.
  • A look back at the career of Romy Schneider, a German actress who helped define Euro-sophisticated beauty and chic in the 1950s and 1960s.
  • Some stunning photos of African tribal people.
  • “What the hell you are doing in the capital of ancient Russia, Victoria Nuland?” asks the interesting Russian nationalist Alexander Dugin. I don’t know what to make of what’s going on in Ukraine but I found his piece very interesting anyway.
  • Steve Sailer takes a look at an L.A. Times article about overcrowding in the L.A. area. Whatever could be causing it?
  • Honolulu and New York City tie for the title of America’s most overpriced city.
  • Fun to see saturated fat start to be de-demonized. Shouldn’t we be able to sue the health experts who told us for four decades to avoid saturated fat?
  • “What’s the point if we can’t have fun?” asks anarchist and pot-stirrer David Graeber.
  • Lloyd Fonvielle considers the near-total absence of zooms in “The Godfather.” If you haven’t done so already, please enjoy our interview with Lloyd, a smart guy and a wonderful writer who’s had a very interesting career.
  • An interview with the Duke porn star. How are her parents taking the news?
  • Don’t forget to visit our Tumblr blog, where we share some of the twisted and foul things that stir our libidos. NSFW to the maxxx.
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Ten Words That Sound Yiddish, But Aren’t

Eddie Pensier writes:

  1. Perplexed
  2. Svelte
  3. Tumult
  4. Abyss
  5. Pestle
  6. Finger
  7. Farfetched
  8. Gondola
  9. Lentil
  10. Belabor
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Quote Du Jour

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

jim-thompson-sharon-thompson-reedGrandfather, or ‘Pa’ as he was known to the entire clan, was an old man from my earliest recollection –- just how old even he did not know. Orphaned shortly after birth in a period of indifferent vital statistics, he had been handed around from one family to another, worked always, fed seldom, and beaten frequently. For all that his memory could tell him he had been born big, raw-boned and doing a man’s work.

He might have been fifteen when he enlisted as a drummer boy in the Union Army, but he believed he was nearer ten. By the end of the war he was a full-fledged sergeant, an inveterate gambler, a confirmed drinker, and a stout apostle of the philosophy of easy-come easy-go. He didn’t know what he wanted to do, but he was certain that it must pay a great deal and have very little physical work attached to it.

There was no such vocation, of course, for a brash young man who could barely read and write. …

Although Pa’s bathing was confined to washrag-and-basin dabbling, this should not be interpreted as meaning that he was hygienically careless. He simply had his own ideas about personal hygiene. Nights, mornings, and numerous times in between, he took great draughts of whiskey to ‘kill the poisons’ in his system. He ate large quantities of liver, brains and kidneys (to fortify his own). Finally, to get back to the subject of animals, he would not sit down in the privy in the normal fashion, but stood up on the seat and hunkered over the hole.

He was in this semi-helpless position one day when the privy door blew open. A huge dominecker rooster, seeing a once-in-a-lifetime chance, dashed in and pecked him severely about the loins. Pa was outraged by this grossly unfair attack, but he did not resort to an axe as a less fair man would have. He simply ignored that particular rooster from then on.

— Jim Thompson, Bad Boy

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Farmers Market Find Du Jour

Paleo Retiree writes:

20140309-125159.jpgOne of the big pleasures for me of spending a lot of time in SoCal is the availability of cherimoyas, a fruit that looks like a hand grenade, whose flesh tastes like mango-pineapple-vanilla custard, and that was once described by Mark Twain as “the most delicious fruit known to men.” I never run across cherimoyas in NYC, but at the local farmers market out here the other day a least six vendors were selling the fruit. Two things to know about cherimoyas: they don’t travel easily (which helps explain why they’re hard to find, as well as why they’ve never caught on with the large public in the way that, say, papayas and Kiwi fruit have); and, when they’re ripe, dig in pronto. They only stay in their optimum eating state for a day or two.

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  • Everything you might want to know about cherimoyas.
  • More, from someone who’s as enthusiastic about the fruit as I am.
  • We especially like the cherimoyas from this grower. Who’s, OK, also sort of a family friend.
  • Here’s a good LA Times article that features a visit with the family’s patriarch. Why hasn’t anyone made an epic film about a cherimoya dynasty? P.T. Anderson, I’m looking at you.
  • Don’t forget to visit our Tumblr blog, where we share some of the lewd and crazy things that stir our libidos. NSFW to the maxxx.
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Passing Thoughts on the High Line

Eddie Pensier writes:

Today I met frequent UR commenter Tex for a walk along the High Line, the elevated-railroad-track-turned-public-park that runs for a mile through the southwest end of Manhattan.262px-West_side_line

Discussions of the virtues of the park itself are probably best left to my colleagues who are more well-versed in such matters. What makes the High Line fun for me? The first word gives a clue: it’s high. Ten stories up gives a great vantage point to observe the wonders of Manhattan and the teeming life contained therein. Frequent benches and lookout points invite reflection, picture-taking, and just watching people go by. (The High Line should not be confused with the Hi-Life, where reflection of an altogether different sort has been known to occur.)

Besides the train tracks and the plants (all “native” and “indigenous”, we are assured), one feature that Tex and I noticed was the slightly elevated ridges of concrete from which grass sprouts, placed at the angles in the walkway. I’m sure there is some Very Important Reason for these to exist, but their main purpose seemed to be to get in my way and cause me to stumble every ten steps.

It also, regrettably, gives you a view of some OMG FUGLY buildings nearby. The presence of the High Line has made the far-west bits of Chelsea and the Meatpacking District more attractive to developers and potential residents, the result being some of the blights I took snaps of below the break. I started photographing at 23rd Street and walked downtown: if you know the names of these buildings or their architects, leave a comment so we can assign proper blame credit.

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“Timecop”

Paleo Retiree writes:

Slick, clever, pretty amusing if also occasionally not very convincing Jean-Claude Van Damme time-travel action thriller from 1994, directed by Peter Hyams from a comic-book series. Van Damme’s a cop who’s assigned to police misuse of new time-travel capabilities; Ron Silver is the sleazy politician who’s determined to make a lot of misuse of them. The effects are pretty good (not that I’m someone who’s real picky about effects …); the plot loop-the-loops back on itself pretty cleverly; Van Damme is pretty likable as well as less wooden than usual (he spoofs himself in a few bits); and the masterly Ron Silver is hilariously Evilllllllll. There were long stretches where I found myself thinking, “Hey, Peter Hyams was a pretty darned good director!” But there were plenty of other stretches where I found myself thinking, “Hey, that’s why we laughed at him.” He did try awfully hard sometimes.

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  • Amazon Prime subscribers can watch the movie for free.
  • It’s also part of a couple of very inexpensive DVD packages: this one and this one.
  • Surprise surprise: Universal is planning to remake “Timecop.” Ain’t that a mindbender.
  • Fabrizio took a look at a more recent J-C Van Damme movie — directed, amusingly enough, by Peter Hyams’ son.
  • If you’re one of the six people in the universe — past, present and future — who haven’t seen Jean-Claude do an epic split for Volvo, here’s your chance to catch up.
  • Don’t forget to visit our Tumblr blog, where we share some of the twisted and foul things that stir our libidos. NSFW to the maxxx.
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The Camera Loves…

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

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…Yvonne De Carlo.

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