Fenster writes:
I recall the time when the impoverished Jughead asked for a glass of water at the diner and added the ketchup on the counter to make a free glass of tomato juice. I hope by now there’s a Long John Silver’s in his town.
Free Fried Bits at Long John Silver’s
- LONG JOHN SILVER’S
- NOVEMBER 9, 2010
- BY: DEVON LANTRY
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If you’re out of croutons for a salad, or out of stuffing for your pillow, or just hungry and not just low on cash, but completely broke, this tip is for you.
Upon request, Long John Silver’s will give you a free box of the chunks of fried breading that have fallen off all the shrimp and fish and never made it to other customers’ meals. Just ask for “a side of fried crumbs” and the server should know what you mean.
Now you can enjoy that classic Long John Silver’s taste without any nutrition whatsoever; and for free! Happy crunching!
Blowhard, Esq.
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Americans and what they’re willing to eat … Why hasn’t a movie comedy been produced about it?
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Now they just need to deep-fry them in batter, serve them with a white gravy on the side, and then they can sell them instead of giving them away. Fried crunchies, or something.
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