Eddie Pensier writes:
A most delightfully politically incorrect number from Flower Drum Song (1961), Henry Koster’s film of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s musical. Nancy Kwan’s singing voice is dubbed by B.J. Baker.
Oh, and stop waiting for that towel to ride up. It never does. Alas.
Blowhard, Esq.
Callowman
Sherbrooke
Eddie Pensier
Enzo Nakamura
Epaminondas
Fabrizio del Wrongo
Fenster
Brundle Guy
Glynn Marshes
Paleo Retiree
Atypical Neurotic
Question Lady
Sax von Stroheim
Sir Barken Hyena
The Mistaken
Uncouth Reflections 
I’d like to take her on a slow boat to China, to reference another song.
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