Naked Lady of the Week: Abigaile Johnson

Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:


Abigaile Johnson’s real name is surely not Abigaile Johnson. She’s Czech, and she looks it. While putting together this post I was struck by the facial resemblance to former NLOTW Jenni Czech, profiled back here.

What do you reckon makes a girl look Czech? I’m not sure. A face is such a complex, subtly conglomerated thing that it’s often hard to isolate the feature or set of features most responsible for its overall effect. Maybe it’s a proportional thing, and we’d need the assistance of a computer to figure it out? I bet facial-recognition software, tweaked in the right manner, could do a fair job of determining genetic background. But who would want to do that but Hitler?

Call me Hitler if you like (and if you do, please don’t forget the “heil”), but taking notice of ethnic differences among women — a branch of girl watching — is one of my favorite pastimes. What happens when, having successfully averted the scourge of inbreeding, we have no Czech-looking women to admire? I suppose we’ll be so relieved to be living in a Utopia that we’ll hardly notice the loss.

Abigaile started modeling in the late ’00s, then moved on to starring in hardcore movies, where her sweet looks and mousy manner made for a vivid contrast with the likes of Rocco Siffredi. The front page of her website hints that her time spent in hardcore films was not entirely wonderful. Shockeroo. But she’s also frank about the fact that it allowed her to travel to exotic and interesting places. Based on the evidence of her Facebook page, she’s still trading on her beauty (I suppose I’m being naive by wondering if these girls ever feel weird asking fans to buy them presents), but she’s no longer active in the sex industry. If you’re interested in keeping up with her, you can go to her YouTube channel and watch her play video games while smoking a hookah.

Nudity below. Have a great weekend.

About Fabrizio del Wrongo

Recovering liberal arts major. Unrepentant movie nut. Aspiring boozehound.
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