Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:

Jana Jordan, who looks a bit like the actress Anna Faris, hails from Houston. For an American, Jana is an interesting stage name, no? Maybe she wanted to present herself as European? Often it’s the other way around: European girls present themselves as American in hopes of exploiting your lame-o cheerleader or girl-next-door fantasies. On the other hand, Jana looks a little exotic. Why not play the part?

Her more recent pictures (none of which are featured below) reveal that she’s had a boob job, though she seems to have been smart about it and tightened them up only a wee bit. Women who undergo the procedure might consider following her example.

She’s also allowed her body to be encrusted with loads of tattoos. Is it churlish for me to write that I hope that no one follows her example on that front?

She was a Penthouse Pet back in 2007 — a long time ago now. She’s still working it on Twitter, where she writes:

I get naked, play drums, love Pee Wee Herman and interior decorating.

Nudity below. Have a great holiday weekend.