Notes on “Crank 2: High Voltage”

Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:

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I think “Crank 2” is better than the original. It may also be one of the best slapstick comedies of recent years. (It suggests Frank Tashlin on speed or “Pee Wee Herman’s Big Adventure” as recounted in pantomime by a ‘roided-out, perpetually masturbating frat boy.) No recent movie is as in touch with the culture or as willing to blow it up for the sake of ridicule, ethnic humor, and dick jokes. Are writer/directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor commenting on the culture or simply running right over it? Is there a difference? Whenever Statham sticks his finger into a light socket or rubs his crotch against an old lady in order to jolt himself into action, we’re reminded of the often crude, mechanistic nature of action movies. It’s not a critique, exactly, but there’s an integrity to the completeness of its submission to base drives and impulses — a submission which itself speaks to the crass character of the culture. Depending on your disposition this kind of thing will seem either dangerously reductive or exhilaratingly savage. But however you take it it’s not simplistic: “Crank 2” is dense, cohesive, and arrhythmic in a way that feels planned out from conception. I imagine that Neveldine/Taylor rely on storyboards or thickly annotated screenplays, because nothing in their movies feels arbitrary, despite the wild-ass nature of the content and presentation. The result is a density of sensation I’d compare, with some hesitation, to certain hip hop records of the late ’80s and early ’90s — “Paul’s Boutique,” for instance. Have movies finally caught up to music, video games, and graphic design in their ability to provide an immersive, collage-like, and mostly non-linear media experience?

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Paleo Retiree writes:

A pet theory of mine is that our health-care crisis would be 90% solved if people would 1) lose some weight, 2) quit the cigarettes, 3) knock off the packaged foods, 4) take a daily walk, 5) act their age, and 6) quit sticking the wrong things up their butts.

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Ahead of his time

Fenster writes:

Blowhard Esq. is especially fond of Montaigne.  Does he know Montaigne invented Craigslist?

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The Constitution is SO 200 Years Ago, You Guys

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

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Georgetown University law professor Louis Michael Seidman, author of the forthcoming book On Constitutional Disobedience, recently had an op-ed in the NYT titled “Let’s Give Up the Constitution” that’s so egregiously stupid and poorly argued that I feel a response is necessary. OK, a response from me isn’t that necessary, but I’m barreling ahead anyway. FULL DISCLOSURE: I got a C in con law so you should probably ignore everything I say. Assuming you’re not wise enough to go elsewhere, following is the op-ed in full interspersed with my sarcastic ranting studied commentary. Continue reading

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Here and There

Fenster writes:

Charles Lane at the WaPo gives colleges an F for controlling costs.  He gets a B+, easy.

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A very nice essay on the law and driverless cars, discussed at this site here, can be found at the Volokh Conspiracy here.

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How good a historian was Howard Zinn?

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Red states are more generous in charitable giving and, no surprise, more religious states and regions are more generous than more secular ones.  However, when religion as the object of the gift is factored out, the situation reverses and the otherwise cheapskate Northeast leads the pack.

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Hey, don’t forget George Zimmerman!  He will be back.  Fred Francis, NBC’s chief legal affairs correspondent has said that the case against Z is “the weakest case I’ve ever seen get this kind of national publicity”.

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Will beauty kill the beast?

New social housing in Union Square, north London

 

 

 

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Healthcare Linkage via Seth Roberts

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

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Happy New Year

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

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The Daughter in Fiction

Fenster writes:

If you are an Oprah book person, you’ve probably read Amy Tan’s The Bonecutter’s Daughter.  If you like pop thrillers, you may have read Nelson deMille’s The General’s Daughter.  But has it occurred to you how easy it is to get a lead in a contemporary novel if you are the daughter of someone with a nameable profession?

Herewith a very partial list from Amazon of books in which the title follows the form “The X’s Daughter”, with X standing for a job or calling or profession of some sort.  For the record, butcher is taken and baker is taken (glass-maker, too)–but candle-stick maker appears totally open.  Call your agent today!

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And don’t get me started on “wife”.

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Touching the Void

Fenster writes:

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Quite apart from any offense that might be taken by a believer, proselytizing, especially about atheism, just doesn’t seem to be good form.  Plus, since Dawkins comes across as a snooty academic, his testimony can be considered wanting relative to the foxhole test, as in the old saying “there are no atheists in foxholes”.

It could be that there is some genetic explanation for the tendency to religious belief.  And whether a tilt has been hard wired in or not, life’s vast uncertainties and more than occasional inexplicable brutalities are a nice backdrop for the occasion to believe.  Such brutalities might cause one individual–in a foxhole, say–to suddenly believe.  More likely, they just form an essential part of the niche to which humans have had to adapt.

If you are going to accept an atheist’s testimony, it will feel more authentic if there is at least some trial by fire, some hard event which will put the atheist’s beliefs (because they are beliefs, not just non-beliefs) to the test.

So if you want to see a very dramatic example of this, go to Netflix Streaming and watch Touching the Void.  It is a 2003 documentary on a disastrous mountain climbing expedition in the Peruvian Andes in 1985.  Two British climbers–Joe Simpson and Simon Yates–made the attempt.  The film mixes narration by the two climbers with recreated footage using actors doing the climbing.

The duo made it to the top but on the way down found themselves enveloped in a blinding snowstorm.  Simpson was out in front, tethered to Yates by a rope.  Yates, who could neither see nor communicate with Simpson, would only move periodically, setting himself firmly in place to allow for Simpson to advance.

Suddenly, Simpson falls through and is left dangling in mid-air.  There’s a void to touch, for sure, but it is only the beginning of voids in the fim, both real and metaphorical.

Yates cannot fully tell what has happened and finds himself unable to reel Simpson back in.  After what must have been a very anguished set of calculations under difficult conditions, Yates opts to cut Simpson loose.  This alone would have been a tough moral/religious question worthy of the price of admission, but as it turns out, the religious burden in the film is borne less by Yates than by Simpson, who has fallen deep into a crevasse, deep enough to preclude climbing out but hardly at the bottom.  He’s broken his leg badly in the fall and is barely mobile.

Simpson rouses himself in the crevasse, calling for Yates.  More than three times, no doubt, before he concludes he’s alone, forsaken.  He cannot climb out and below him the abyss yawns, a dark, cold unfathomable hole.  Now that’s a foxhole for ya, and a first-class void!

What is he to do?  Will he die?  Will he pray?  Simpson was raised a Catholic but had long been a non-believer.  In fact, he had wondered in the past whether his lack of traditional belief would survive the kind of test in which he now finds himself.

What he does, how he does it, how he reasons it through, how he summons the courage to act in the face of near-certain doom . . . well, for me watching it was nothing short of a profound experience, all the more so for being true.  The abyss Simpson contemplates did not have to be thought up by a screenwriter as a metaphor.  It is scarier just being real–cold, inert and, though no fault of its own, unforgiving.

See the movie.  It really is worth it.  If you can’t spare the 106 minutes, go to Netflix and find the exact mid-point–53 minutes–and you will hear Simpson recount what went through his head.  Or you can watch this 10 minute or so YouTube excerpt.  The film is based on a book by the same title by Simpson, which is also available.

You don’t have to be an atheist to respect Simpson’s conclusions, to say nothing of his courage and determination.

Fast friendships mix with fear in the foxhole,

False gods can be fun, if you follow;

That fiery flash of insight can be fickle,

Dead certainties—fitting phrase!—can be hollow.

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Optimist and Pessimist

Fenster writes:

Either Ray Kurzweil is right about the Singularity, or he is wrong about it.  Either way, I feel a little uncomfortable about his appointment as Google’s Director of Engineering.

Either James Howard Kunstler is right about Peak Oil, or he’s wrong about it, but he ain’t going gently into that good night.

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