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Naked Lady of the Week: Hitomi Tanaka

Posted on November 13, 2015 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: If Russ Meyer ever did a live-action remake of “Sailor Moon,” I’m pretty sure that Hitomi Tanaka would be at the top of his casting list. Tanaka’s improbable proportions and demure manner have made her the queen of … Continue reading →

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Mostly Naked Lady of the Week: Tessa Fowler

Posted on October 16, 2015 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: Playboy’s announcement earlier this week to cease publishing nudes, like all great Aristotelian tragedies, was both surprising and inevitable. Given that we’ve had freely available Internet porn catering to all proclivities for about two decades, it’s surprising the … Continue reading →

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Naked Lady of the Week: Lorna Morgan

Posted on September 4, 2015 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: No one fills out a sweater like Welsh native Lorna Morgan. Her creamy skin, dark tresses, cherubic dimples, and — let’s not mince words — huge tits have been a mainstay of big boob sites for 15 years. … Continue reading →

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Naked Lady of the Week: Gianna Michaels

Posted on August 28, 2015 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: One of the most popular of the major mainstream porn stars of the last decade, Seattle native Gianna Michaels is known for her curvy figure, enthusiastic performances, boisterous laugh, and the naughty gleam in her eye. Isn’t it … Continue reading →

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Naked Lady of the Week: Mia Khalifa

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: Like all right-thinking people, we here at UR are big believers in Diversity™. Models featured in past installments have hailed from all over the world including Russia, eastern Ukraine, western Ukraine, northern Ukraine, and southern Ukraine. Therefore, it … Continue reading →

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Naked Lady of the Week: Marina Visconti

Posted on July 24, 2015 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: Although she has a name fit for an Italian aristocrat, Marina Visconti hails from Russia, that magical land of light-eyed, dark-haired beauties. Are nude models and porn stars Russia’s #1 export to America? (Am I unintentionally revealing too … Continue reading →

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Naked Lady of the Week: Mistress T

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: Is this the first professional dominatrix that we’ve featured? A quick check of the archives reveals that to be the case. With her cool voice and haughty-naughty mein, Mistress T is like the madam of a “Eyes Wide … Continue reading →

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Naked Lady of the Week: Sandra Otterson aka Wifey

Posted on May 22, 2015 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: Like her amateur-turned-pro colleague Danni Ashe, Wifey began her modeling career in the early days of the Internet on Usenet. In fact, I first (ahem) came across Wifey when she was featured on an early iteration of Danni’s … Continue reading →

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Naked Lady of the Week: Aria Giovanni

Posted on March 6, 2015 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: A mixture of Italian, Yugoslavian, French, German, Irish, and West Indian ancestry, Aria Giovanni is an exotic beauty custom-made for a Mediterranean harem. On the other hand, those eyebrows make her look like the world’s hottest East L.A. … Continue reading →

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Naked Lady of the Week: Karina Hart

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: Because tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, I thought Karina Hart’s name and cherubic figure made her an appropriate choice this week. Like her fellow compatriots Veronika Zemanova, Jana Defi, and Karin Spolnikova, Ms. Hart hails from the Czech Republic or … Continue reading →

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