Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:
- I’ve been pretty amazed at how quick many people have been to make excuses for the surviving Jonas Brothers bomber. Okay, I get it — he’s cute, he has cool hair, and if Obama had a son he probably wouldn’t look very much like him. But does it really matter if his older brother set him on the path to terrorism? Isn’t everyone who does terrorism encouraged down that path by someone in their lives? I mean, if I started buying you lots of delicious smoothies, and thereby gained your confidence, would you set off a shrapnel bomb in the middle of the Wal-Mart condiments aisle just because I told you to? Or would that depend on how developed your frontal precortex is? (H/T Gucci Little Piggy)
- It’s true.
- Is it really a good idea to allow college “tribunals” to circumvent traditional legal standards when adjudicating sexual assault claims?
- “You have to understand that to a boy of the 1970s, the line between comic books and real life people was hopelessly blurred. Was Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man, real or fake? Fake? Well, then, how about Evel Knievel jumping over busses on his motorcycle? Oh, he was real. The Superman ads said, “You will believe a man can fly,” and Fonzie started jukeboxes by simply hitting them, and Elvis Presley wore capes, and Nolan Ryan threw pitches 102 mph, and Roger Staubach (who they called Captain America) kept bringing the Cowboys back from certain defeat, and Muhammad Ali let George Foreman tire himself out by leaning against the ropes and taking every punch he could throw. What was real anyway?” — Joe Posnaski (H/T Daring Fireball)
- Shouting Thomas takes an inquisitive look at thrash metal. I was a big fan of thrash when I was between the ages of 11 and 15. Seeing this post reminds me that I had that Vio-lence album. It is a pretty great cover.
- Genius.
- It’s become a thing lately to accuse the porn industry of racism because some women won’t do stuff with black guys. Here’s the thing: “interracial” porn isn’t just about race; it’s also a genre. And as a genre it’s generally pretty rough: lots of scenes involving guys playing “hood” characters, lots of scenes involving women wandering into the ghetto and then being taken advantage of by dudes who say things designed to highlight their conquests of white women, etc. I’m sure it’s not all like that, but I believe that’s the image that’s become associated with the genre. Anyway, is it really so bad if a performer isn’t into that sort of thing? I see it as being like a mainstream actress not wanting to be in a certain type of movie. Shit, some female porn stars probably don’t want to work with a rough-stuff guy like Rocco Siffredi. Because they know what that entails. There’s also a marketing angle involved: if a girl avoids doing interracial stuff, she can maybe charge more for it down the road. Finally, I call bullshit on the above-linked article’s contention that porn involving white guys and black girls is “quite popular.”
- I’ve been loving catching up with Unleash the Beef over the last few weeks. Smart, ballsy, hilarious stuff. This post on recent idiocy is really good. So is this one on sexting. Oh, and this one on porn. Fuck it — you should read through the whole damn blog.
- Speaking of recent idiocy. Can you believe this guy is apparently getting paid (not to mention feted in the media) for painting over the makeup on Barbie heads?
- I got a big kick out of this movie and pop culture blog. Worth spending a few minutes looking through it.
- Is it important to like the same movies as your significant other? I don’t really think so, though I guess it helps. That reminds me. . . I once forced Buster Keaton’s “The Navigator” on a girl I was dating. I felt certain it would convince her that silent movies were enjoyable things. She didn’t laugh once. When it was over, she looked at me and said: “That was nice. But we won’t have to do this again, will we?” I later rogered her while maintaining a perfect Buster Keaton stone face.
- Does global warming cause hookers? (H/T Glynn Marshes)
- “In Charles Royster’s excellent and only mildly neo-Unionist picture of the Civil War, The Destructive War, he mentions a foreign traveler in 1864 who asked some random American to explain the war. ‘It’s the conquest of America by Massachusetts,’ was the answer. Massachusetts, of course, later went on to conquer first Europe and then the entire planet, the views of whose elites as of 2007 bear a surprisingly coincidental resemblance to those held at Harvard in 1945.” — Mencius Moldbug
Of course we’re bigger fantasists. That’s an asset! If relationships and marriages last at all, you can, in large part attribute it to that. And right now I know you are the kind of guy who says thank you for being set straight. You’re welcome.
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I’ll accept being set straight by you any day! I need more setting straight in my life.
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>>Is it really a good idea to allow college “tribunals” to circumvent traditional legal standards when adjudicating sexual assault claims?
Allow me to use the penetrating insight my expert legal education gave me to say: no, no it is NOT a good idea.
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The very word “tribunal” gives me the heebie jeebies.
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For sure, and when you make it an extrajudicial tribunal, it’s pretty much time to kiss your ass goodbye.
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UTB’s “search term” posts leave me in tears. I should know better, but I simply can’t believe the population is that demented.
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That’s a great post as well. Cracked me up.
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That’s hilarious, progressives fretting about racism as regards the matter of interracial porn; as bad as a men’s rights type who once fretted about the anonymous ‘woodsmen’ of porn who do all the, er, ‘heavy lifting’, but don’t command the salaries that the porn ‘actresses’ do.
As if the rest of us give a shit; we can probably be grouped into two categories: those who don’t think much about porn because it isn’t much of a part of their lives, if at all; and those who don’t think about porn because they don’t know or care or even want to know how it’s made, same as with sausages and laws, they’re just content to deal the final product of the process, as they find it.
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I see no reason not to explore Dzjokhar’s motives and influences as long as the dzjudge remembers to hang him once we’re done. Preferably publicly, pour encourager les autres teenage morons.
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The idea that white-guy/black-gal porn is popular is pretty funny. It’s a really tiny niche.
I don’t know what to make of the claim that porn galz who don’t want to screw black guys are racist. Maybe some are (but, honestly, who cares?). But most galz, including most porn galz, won’t screw everything and everybody. There’s some things (and some people) they won’t do. Maybe that’s OK — maybe it’s actually normal. Plus: Presumably they have their reasons for their preferences and aversions. It seems awfully presumptuous to me to leap to conclusions about what their reasons are. Besides, where is it written that every porn-gal must be willing to screw any man of any color (and presumably nationality, shape, size)?
Strikes me as another example of the current near-religious mania for seeking out racism that some people are possessed by. We’re living thru a very strange episode, it seems to me, as weird as the Satanic-child-abuse mania of the 1980s.
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