7 Responses to Michael Jordan’s Home Is For Sale

1. slumlord says:

   April 9, 2014 at 6:04 pm

   Meh.

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2. Tex says:

   April 10, 2014 at 3:42 am

   What an epic knob. Makes Donald Trump look humble

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3. peterike says:

   April 10, 2014 at 1:54 pm

   It’ll be hilarious if some Russian or Chinese billionaire buys it, doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Michael Jordan, and tears down the “legendary” basketball court.

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4. Portlander says:

   April 11, 2014 at 12:09 am

   Pretty sure MJ is world-famous.

   I dunno, it that has a chance at penciling out as a Corporate Retreat/B&B among the Bro’ crowd on Wall Street, Silicon Valley, & Hollywood. Just 30 minutes to O’Hare. Pay $100k of OPM for a 4 day weekend with yourself and 8 other executives playing ball on MJ’s court, drinking at MJ’s bar, sitting on MJ’s couch… sure why not. Could one fill it 20-25 weeks a year? With Chicago’s weather, might be tough, but doesn’t sound totally implausible.

   Of course, Chinese laundromat (heh) is the safe bet.

   Sailer, you read these comments? What do you think?

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   • peterike says:

     April 11, 2014 at 12:40 pm

     Indeed, American adult men are adolescent enough that they would get a thrill “playing ball on MJ’s court, drinking at MJ’s bar…” It might make a great corporate retreat, though there probably aren’t enough sleeping quarters. Might have to build an out-building that’s just a lot of small but classy rooms for folks to sleep.

     Also: it would make a hella whorehouse.

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5. Portlander says:

   April 11, 2014 at 12:12 am

   Ops, should be “I dunno, it has a chance…”

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6. epiminondas says:

   April 11, 2014 at 12:00 pm

   If zoning is no problem, it could be turned into a mini-mall.

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