Fenster writes:
One Obadiah Plainman, who, being of the LOWER ORDERS, hath not access to a blogging platform, a most unenviable state in the current times. He is however a close acquaintance of MR. FENSTER, who as is well known occupies a position of some prominence in the blogging world. MR. FENSTER holds Mr. Plainman in the highest regard, despite the fact that MR. FENSTER his self is of the highest character and considered one of the BETTER FROGS.
Mr. Plainman is an Englishman and is proud of his vote to leave the Union. But he is vexed to a high degree by recent events in Europe and wishes that his opinions on such events be broadcast to the WIDEST POSSIBLE AUDIENCE. He naturally turned to MR. FENSTER with a request that his views be disseminated.
At Uncouth Reflections we may be many things but second only to being pornographers of the very first rank we are most proud that we are PRINTERS, and only of material of the highest caliber. We think Mr. Plainman’s reflections, uncouth as they may be, are of this highest caliber and we recommend them to you without hesitation.
Here, Mr. Plainman addresses the issue of the events in Europe. An acquaintance of his furnished him with an article from the New York Times that suggested bad faith and connivance on the part of the so-called “Leave” side. When his acquaintance told Mr. Plainman that he himself agreed with those views, Mr. Plainman’s wrote the following response, and we are pleased to publish it here.
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