Author Archives: Blowhard, Esq.

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About Blowhard, Esq.

Amateur, dilettante, wannabe.

Handmade Hipsterism v. Glass-and-Steel Globalism

Posted on August 8, 2016 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: I was wandering in the East 40s yesterday when I came across a hipster coffee joint. As I looked at the wooden sign in the window advertising their goods, I had to suppress a snicker: an unfinished wooden … Continue reading →

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Naked Lady of the Week: Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira

Posted on August 5, 2016 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: Last month Cassandra Peterson announced that this may be her last year dressing up as the iconic Elvira for fans at ComicCon. Before she began her decades-long stint as the Mistress of the Dark, Peterson appeared in a … Continue reading →

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Great Moments in American Law

Posted on August 5, 2016 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: About a month ago, a Georgian judge and defendant engaged in an epic pissing match during a criminal hearing. The team over at RICK AND MORTY has animated the exchange for us using the court transcript. Watch and … Continue reading →

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“Dior and I” (2012)

Posted on August 4, 2016 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: I thought this was a not-bad documentary about fashion designer Raf Simons, the Belgian who took over as creative director for the storied House of Dior in 2012. The movie focuses on the beginning of Simons’ tenure, so … Continue reading →

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A Headline Rewritten by SJWs

Posted on August 2, 2016 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: Via The Daily Mail, a video of the “Incredible moment human chain forms to save woman trapped in her car just as it gets swept away in ferocious Maryland flood.” Some wags on FB tried to imagine how … Continue reading →

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Song Du Jour

Posted on August 1, 2016 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

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Song Du Jour

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

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A Historic Night

Posted on July 26, 2016 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: To see a woman finally — FINALLY! — break through the Illuminati glass ceiling and become the military-industrial complex’s official stooge must be a real inspiration to all the children back on the Lizard Planet.

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Juxtaposin’: Judy

Posted on July 20, 2016 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

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Juxtaposin’: “So White”

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Blowhard, Esq.

Blowhard, Esq. writes: Many people are showering contempt on Paul Ryan’s recent Instagram photo of Capitol Hill interns for being “so white.” This Esquire writer thinks it’s “deeply, disturbingly wrong.” We’re at a bizarre moment in American history where some people … Continue reading →

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