Quote Du Jour

Sax von Stroheim writes:

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Caesar, when informed of these matters, fearing the fickle disposition of the Gauls, who are easily prompted to take up resolutions, and much addicted to change, considered that nothing was to be entrusted to them; for it is the custom of that people to compel travellers to stop, even against their inclination, and inquire what they may have heard, or may know, respecting any matter; and in towns the common people throng around merchants and force them to state from what countries they come, and what affairs they know of there. They often engage in resolutions concerning the most important matters, induced by these reports and stories alone; of which they must necessarily instantly repent, since they yield to mere unauthorised reports; and since most people give to their questions answers framed agreeably to their wishes.

— Julius Caesar, The Gallic Wars (W. A. McDevitte and W. S. Bohn, trans.)

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It’s That Time Of Year!

Eddie Pensier writes:

What time, you ask? The announcement of the winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, whence entrants compete to come up with the worst first lines of (unwritten) novels.

This year’s victorious entry by Chris Wieloch of Brookfield, WI is a masterpiece of wretched prose:

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.

Some of the runners-up are pretty terrific too, in their ghastly way:

The day Anthony and Charlotta met was a special one, not merely because of the truly magical first encounter of the would-be lovers – they reached for the same pair of chopsticks at The Lucky Dragon’s all-you-can-eat Chinese food lunch buffet – but also because it was the day the lizard aliens came to earth and destroyed all of mankind with their poison gas bombs and acid catapults. — Krista Holm, Helsinki, Finland

Tex sauntered into the saloon, tipped his hat towards Miss Kitty seated at the bar, and drawled, “I’ve been excogitatin’, and we don’t take kindly to no loquacious sesquipedalians ‘round these parts, lessin’ they be indigenous” – and with that, subsequently shot dead the visiting chatty professor of English standing next to her. — Rick Cheeseman, Waconia, MN

Observing how the corpse’s blood streaked the melting vanilla ice cream, Frank wanted to snap his pen in half and add drops of blue ink to the mix, completing the color trio of the American flag – or the French flag, given that the body had just fallen from the top of the Las Vegas Eiffel Tower onto a crème glacée cart. — Alanna Smith, Wappingers Falls, NY

As the sun dropped below the horizon, the safari guide confirmed the approaching cape buffaloes were herbivores, which calmed everyone in the group, except for Herb, of course. — Ron D Smith, Louisville, KY

Got another favorite? Tell us in the comments.

“It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.”

Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton.

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You Can Now “Like” Us on “Facebook” So Please “Do So”

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

Go here for our new Facebook fan page. Now you can get the entertaining, thought-provoking, obscene, Nobel-prize winning content you’ve come to expect right in your Facebook feed to horrify share with your mothers, grandmothers, and spinster aunts.

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“The Middle of the World”

Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:

tannerAlain Tanner’s “The Middle of the World,” released in 1974, is a movie about cultures clashing in the most subtle of ways. Maybe it’s more appropriate to say it’s about cultures slipping past each other in the night — it’s the class struggle staged as a sleepy pas de deux. Philippe Leotard plays Paul, a Swiss engineer who’s recently been persuaded to run for office. Paul is a man of the middle class: during a strategy huddle the leaders of his party stress stability and normality, values characteristic of middle classes the world over. These men are also characterized by their benign self-centeredness: Content with their community, they have no need to look outside of it. They’re comfortably normal. The idea of normalization weighs heavily on the movie. Following the opening credits a voice-over explains that transitional forces in Europe have thus far failed to alter the status quo. The movie intends to get at this tug-of-war between change and conventionality.

As is his wont, Tanner emphasizes the cultural fuzziness of Switzerland, that politely unassuming country that on maps is tucked neatly among the larger blots of Italy, France, and Germany. Perhaps he over-emphasizes it: the screenplay, by Tanner and the writer-intellectual John Berger, makes repeated reference to the town’s location on Europe’s continental divide, the point at which water can run into either the Mediterranean or the Atlantic. Further stressing the geographical metaphor, Paul proudly refers to the area as “the middle of the world,” a title we’re meant to take semi-ironically. It’s the middle of his world, anyway.

That world is knocked a bit off center when Paul begins a relationship with Adriana, a northern Italian woman who has come to Switzerland for reasons that are never made clear. Tanner introduces her on a train, one of his favorite symbols of transition. When she arrives in Paul’s area she takes a job at a local pub, whereupon her new boss warns her against getting involved in her patrons’ political discussions. (“Beer,” she says, “has no party.”) Adriana’s becoming sexually involved with an aspiring politician, thereby becoming the subject of everyone’s political discussion, is one of the movie’s several low-key ironies. Olimpia Carlisi, the actress who plays Adriana, is both cool and earthy. Though the character is intended as an avatar of the industrial working class (she comes from a family of factory workers), Carlisi gives her the limpid air of an odalisque — she’s a creature you want to contemplate. (“I could look at you all day,” Paul tells her.) Paul’s intentions are always very clear. He’s smitten, and as he grows closer to Adriana his attachments to his wife and career begin to weaken. Adriana, however, remains remote. It’s possible this dislodged woman is drawn to Paul’s unreflective confidence regarding his place within the community. But we don’t know for sure: she’s as sphinx-like as Paul is garrulous.

Though Paul is married, he vows to see Adriana every day. In a sense “The Middle of the World” is a record of their meetings. These Tanner presents in chunks, mostly composed of unhurried long takes, each prefaced by a title card providing the date. This formalizes their encounters, encourages us to see them as independent bits occurring outside the spooling-film flow of regular life. Possibly, Tanner wants us to experience the relationship as the lovers experience it in their memories: as a series of semi-connected scenes, each with its own set of parameters. There are several references to the shift in frequency that sound waves undergo as objects approach and then recede into the distance. I think we’re meant to understand this relationship in similar terms: as a distortion that has occurred as the trajectory of Adriana has intersected with the fixed point of Paul.

The film is rife with showy, clever-awkward gimmicks of this kind — it’s affected by what my co-blogger Paleo Retiree calls the “Euro-novelist approach to big themes and metaphors.” Your receptiveness to this tactic will inevitably vary, but I think it’s unquestionable that some of this stuff — this arty-intellectual scaffolding — distracts from what’s best in the movie, namely the muted, non-actorly performances and Tanner’s unpushy way with the material, which always feels true to the look and rhythms of an out-of-the-way, semi-rural locale. In particular there are some lovely winter landscapes, some of which have the timeless, standing-for-everything clarity of a miniature by the Limbourg Brothers. Occasionally Tanner will follow one such image with a shot of the same location in summer, a juxtaposition that forces a consideration of the land as a constant — as a bolster against the impermanence of people, weather, and feelings.

The relationship ends when Paul loses an election and Adriana loses her job. Afterwards she moves to the German-speaking part of Switzerland, where she finds employment in a factory. (Pointedly, it looks similar to the one overseen by Paul.) Prior to that we see their meetings grow contentious: more often than not they end in arguments, which Adriana tends to neutralize by offering sex. (She seems to enjoy fucking just as much as he does.) We also see that Adriana is resistant to Paul’s repeated proffers of marriage. She claims that he will never be able to “see” her, to know her.

Here the movie’s refusal to provide us with a sense of Adriana’s motivations is problematic. We know only that she doesn’t want a middle-class life. What she does want remains a mystery, probably even to her. (We’re told as much by the movie’s narrator.) In his contemporaneous review of the film Roger Ebert writes that Adriana can be taken as a symbol of feminism. If so it’s a feminism of a frustratingly aimless sort. Adriana seems destined to roam the back roads of Europe until she finds . . . what? A commune of like-minded undecideds? Ebert blames Paul for Adriana’s vagueness, claiming that his lack of interest in her motives is what keeps her so remote. But since the movie refuses to explain Adriana it seems wrong to blame Paul for failing to figure her out. Besides: If she’s so liberated, why does she need Paul to act as her confessor? It’s possible Adriana is intended to represent an inchoate and wayward leftism. Yet I think it’s equally likely that Tanner and Berger succumb here to the kind of male self-absorption that Ebert ascribes to Paul: they’re so keen for Adriana to stand for something that they don’t bother to make her stand up.

Released nearly ten years later, Tanner’s “In the White City” takes what is best in “The Middle of the World” — the rumpled eroticism, the feel for transience, the unfussy visual poetry — and dispenses with most of the political-conceptual baggage. Where “World” sometimes feels like a treatise, “City” comes off as a memoir — the kind that lingers in your memory long after its overt meanings have faded. I think it’s the better picture.

Related

  • I wrote about “In the White City” back here.
  • An old “Movietone” interview with Tanner in which “The Middle of the World” is discussed. It’s amusing that such a big deal is made of the movie’s use of long takes.
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Saturday Evening in Bjørvika

Atypical Neurotic writes:

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Taken from the pontoon bridge linking the Opera House with the Sørenga development. As I walked back toward the Opera House, I was struck by how quiet it is without the roar of traffic.

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Umami Burger, and Some Reflections About Culture and SoCal

Paleo Retiree writes:

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Though L.A. partisan Blowhard, Esq. has been urging the Question Lady and me to give Umami Burger a try for a couple of years, we’ve never found time during our L.A. visits to indulge. So how convenient that Umami Burger recently expanded its franchise to Manhattan. I’ve been to the Greenwich Village branch twice now and my verdict is: Blowhard, Esq. has first-rate taste in burgers.

“What’s with the weird name?” some of you non-foodies may ask. Well, umami is a Japanese word for one of the five primary tastes, the other four being sweet, sour, bitter and salty. The actual taste of umami is notoriously hard to nail down. Experts and academics like to say that the experience of umami is “savoriness,” but I always find myself thinking “succulent woodsy mushroomy” and “tamari sauce” instead. In any case, you probably get the idea.

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Architecture Du Jour

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

If you absolutely must build something of glass and steel, this is the model you should be following.

Click on the image to enlarge.

crystalpalaceLondon’s Crystal Palace, built in 1854 and destroyed by a fire in 1936.

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Yves St. Laurent

Eddie Pensier writes:

The fashion and fragrance house of YSL has produced some memorable and controversial advertisements. Here are a few of the best for your ogling pleasure.

The gorgeous nude Sophie Dahl, for Opium:

opiumsophieThe equally gorgeous, nude Samuel de Cubber, for M7:

m7nudeadAnd one of each, clothed but bawdy, for the S/S ’03 Rive Gauche collection:

ysladThe ageless Christy Turlington in leather and stiletto boots for F/W ’09, because, well, Christy Turlington in leather and stiletto boots.

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The saturnine Vincent Cassel surrounded by babes for Le Nuit de L’Homme, photographed by Darren Aronofsky:

vincent cassel yslAnd finally Opium again, with Emily Blunt keeping the bottle in a safe and warm place.

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Art Du Jour

Eddie Pensier writes:

John Singer Sargent, Dr. Pozzi at Home (1881)

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Sargent’s adoring portrait of the infamous Dr. Samuel Jean de Pozzi (3 October 1846 – 13 June 1918), pioneering gynecologist, lover of Sarah Bernhardt (and it is rumored, of Sargent himself), defender of Alfred Dreyfus, friend of Marcel Proust, insatiable sexual explorer, and victim of one of the more flamboyant deaths of the early 20th century:

On June 13, 1918, Maurice Machu, former patient from two years before, approached Pozzi in his consulting room. Pozzi had had to amputate his leg and he had become impotent. Machu asked him to operate again. When Pozzi refused because he could not remedy the situation, Machu shot him four times in the stomach. Pozzi ordered himself to be taken to the Historia Hospital but the emergency laparotomy was unsuccessful. He asked to be buried in his military uniform and died shortly afterwards. Machu committed suicide later.

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Then and Now: Slumber Parties

Blowhard, Esq. writes:

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