Blowhard, Esq. writes:
The “Mouth of Hell” from a Book of Hours owned by Catherine of Cleves, c.1440. Via Europe’s History. More about the book here.
Blowhard, Esq. writes:
The “Mouth of Hell” from a Book of Hours owned by Catherine of Cleves, c.1440. Via Europe’s History. More about the book here.
Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:
Just then, whether it was the cold of the morning that was now approaching, or that he had eaten something laxative at supper, or that it was only natural (as is most likely), Sancho felt a desire to do what no one could do for him; but so great was the fear that had penetrated his heart, he dared not separate himself from his master by as much as the black of his nail; to escape doing what he wanted was, however, also impossible; so what he did for peace’s sake was to remove his right hand, which held the back of the saddle, and with it to untie gently and silently the running string which alone held up his breeches, so that on loosening it they at once fell down round his feet like fetters; he then raised his shirt as well as he could and bared his hind quarters, no slim ones. But, this accomplished, which he fancied was all he had to do to get out of this terrible strait and embarrassment, another still greater difficulty presented itself, for it seemed to him impossible to relieve himself without making some noise, and he ground his teeth and squeezed his shoulders together, holding his breath as much as he could; but in spite of his precautions he was unlucky enough after all to make a little noise, very different from that which was causing him so much fear.
Don Quixote, hearing it, said, “What noise is that, Sancho?” “I don’t know, senor,” said he; “it must be something new, for adventures and misadventures never begin with a trifle.” Once more he tried his luck, and succeeded so well, that without any further noise or disturbance he found himself relieved of the burden that had given him so much discomfort. But as Don Quixote’s sense of smell was as acute as his hearing, and as Sancho was so closely linked with him that the fumes rose almost in a straight line, it could not be but that some should reach his nose, and as soon as they did he came to its relief by compressing it between his fingers, saying in a rather snuffing tone, “Sancho, it strikes me thou art in great fear.”
“I am,” answered Sancho; “but how does your worship perceive it now more than ever?”
“Because just now thou smellest stronger than ever, and not of ambergris,” answered Don Quixote.
“Very likely,” said Sancho, “but that’s not my fault, but your worship’s, for leading me about at unseasonable hours and at such unwonted paces.”
“Then go back three or four, my friend,” said Don Quixote, all the time with his fingers to his nose; “and for the future pay more attention to thy person and to what thou owest to mine; for it is my great familiarity with thee that has bred this contempt.”
“I’ll bet,” replied Sancho, “that your worship thinks I have done something I ought not with my person.”
“It makes it worse to stir it, friend Sancho,” returned Don Quixote.
– Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, as translated by John Ormsby
Paleo Retiree writes:
Back here we celebrated the Irish Reddit star who calls herself Redhotsillyfecker, and today we’re back to underline and reiterate our enthusiasm. Not only is she a fave of ours for her good looks and her daring, we love her for her responsiveness, her sense of fun, and her delight in her audience.
But first, a few words in appreciation of those good looks. Redhotsillfecker strikes me as being about as close to a living embodiment of a cheescake painting as can be imagined. Everything about her seems to be the result of someone’s exaggerated — and decidedly pre-feminist — erotic dreamworld. She has a blowjob-inspiring mouth that’s out of adult comic books; an endearing knack with shy/bold lip-biting; a burlesque queen’s theater-filling curves; creamy-pink skin as appealing to the appetites as a decadent dessert; a softly glowing cascade of ginger-blonde hair out of a Breck shampoo ad; cleavage that might have been lovingly drawn by Dan DeCarlo; and the kind of assertive, bulls’-eye nipples that transfix teenage boys.
As for her spirit: As the months have passed, Redhotsillyfecker has grown more and more comfortable and outrageous as an online performer. Her sweetness and friendliness can’t be denied — in her photos and galleries there’s none of the punching-a-timeclock quality that the work of even the best pro erotic performers often has. And her just-about-to-burst-into-laughter awareness of her own cartoony lushness conveys a, to me, irresistible “Well, what naughty thing shall we do now?” erotic giddiness.
Because Uncouth Reflections is your best news source, we made the effort to get in touch with Redhotsillyfecker … and we were delighted to meet a young woman not just open to doing a little interview but who’s also a very sweet and fizzy email correspondent. Here’s how she responded to my initial proposal, for example: “I’d absolutely do a q&a for you! That’s a nice piece you wrote about me, and it’s an honour to be mentioned beside thediggitydank! Thank you!” We learned that Redhotsillyfecker is 25; that she grew up in Belfast; that she works as a Search Engine Optimizer; that she lives with a boyfriend; and that they share ownership of a German Shepherd puppy.
Below the jump: Our exclusive q&a with Redhotsillyfecker as well as loads of yummy NSFW visuals. Enjoy your weekend.
Paleo Retiree writes:
Tim Burton’s “Big Eyes” hit me the way nearly all his post-“Batman” movies have hit me: as having a lot of kooky, fun visuals and as being about two inches deep in dramatic and character terms.
Burton, working from a script by Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski, tells the real-life story of Walter and Margaret Keane, who during the 1950s created and sold thousands of paintings and prints portraying melancholy waifs with huge eyes. The Keane images — which, oldguy that I am, I well remember hanging on the walls of friends’ houses — became beyond-popular, one of the defining, if hard-to-understand-in-retrospect visual elements of the American ’50s. (You can read more about the actual story here and here.) The catch is that, while Walter took the credit for the art, it was Margaret who did all the actual painting. Walter was, in fact, merely the couple’s P.T. Barnum-esque public face.
Burton adorns the film in Necco-Wafer colors and zoomy-swoopy ’50s-modernism shapes, aims for a tone that wobbles back and forth between semi-camp and pretty-realistic, and has some amusing fun with the San Francisco bohemia of the era. And thanks to the did-this-really-happen? (it did!) material and the offbeat visuals, the movie’s a painless sit.
But the film could have been so very much more. Despite his visual gifts and energy, Burton seems to have a very conventional mind when it comes to drama. In this case, it’s hard to imagine how his take on the material could have been any more banal than it is. In Burton’s telling, Margaret is a nice, gifted, pleasant, talented person who — because life in those days was so tough for women, and especially for women artists — had no choice but to accept the crazy, tyrannical Walter’s terms. It’s Feminism Lite: Jobs are near-impossible for women to land, and men are entitled and abusive. So when Margaret finally decides to stake her claim on her creations, the scenes have a dreary, rah-rah, almost “Norma Rae” quality.
I have zero idea what the reality of the Margaret/Walter relationship was, but the reason Burton’s take on it makes for tepidness is that his version of Margaret isn’t dramatically implicated in the movie’s central scheme. As we talked the movie over, and working with nothing but what the movie itself had shown us, the Question Lady and I quickly cooked up two different and (I think) more compelling takes on the material. 1) Margaret was an ambitious artist willing to put up with her husband in order to put her talents over. 2) Margaret liked the money and success just as much as Walter did, and turned on him only when things got personally impossible between the two of them. But what about the unlikely-seeming-to-us case that Margaret really was nothing but a passive victim of her husband’s nefariousness? In that case, why not tell the tale as a great, unlikely yarn — a kind of defiant-and-triumphant (in an ironic sense) “GoodFellas” of the art world? Instead, Burton gives us something that a unimaginative TV producer in the 1990s might have been willing to sign off on.
The Margaret character is so dramatically undernourished that poor Amy Adams — who has a nice responsiveness and an amusing Doris-Day’s-quieter-sister look — is left with little to play other than misgivings, hesitancy, a dim sense that what her husband is up to is Not Right, and a need to look out for her child. Meanwhile the Walter character drives ALL the action. Christoph Waltz goes to town with his performance, and good for him for being so relentlessly balls-out. But — and I don’t know whether this is Burton’s fault or Waltz’s — it was a serious problem for me that the Walter character comes across as a clown and a huckster right from the start. Over and over again it’s hard to believe no one, Margaret included, is seeing through his used-car-salesman-style lies and sleaziness.
And what’s dramatically at stake in the movie anyway? At least in his semi-similar (and more enjoyable) film about the legendarily talent-free filmmaker Ed Wood, Jr., Burton gave viewers something they could talk about after seeing the film. Wood may have been inept, but by god he had vision and drive — he really lived his art. And in the arts, aren’t vision and drive at least as important as talent? Watching “Big Eyes,” I couldn’t tell what Burton’s view of Margaret’s paintings is. Is the Keane art schlock? Populist genius? Spookily wonderful outsider art? The questions are raised and then run away from. Margaret herself has a weekend-painter-type knack, but otherwise doesn’t seem to have much art-making drive. In the end we’re just supposed to feel good that that nice Margaret Keane finally got credit for the pictures she painted.
Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:
Do redheads count as redheads if they dye their hair? While I suspect the shade of Ms. Alexandra’s locks is artificial, her pale skin and freckles suggest a natural color that is at least somewhat reddish. Hair aside, I like her lithe bod; she’s adept at maneuvering it in such a way as to present an elegant, dancer-like silhouette.
Yes, the boobs are small. She talks about them in this Playboy interview, saying: “Obviously my breasts are some of the smallest on the site and I love it.” She also claims to have worked as a stunt double in movies, which is interesting. Also interesting: her claim that she’s “low maintenance.” She makes it right after recounting her perfect date — a rendezvous in which a guy commandeered a warehouse to give her private DJ lessons. Hot chicks, you know?
These photos appear to derive from Twistys, MetArt, VIP Area, ATKingdom, and ALS. Go there for more and better quality.
Nudity below. Have a great weekend.
Blowhard, Esq. writes:
“The best way to handle [filmmakers] was to hang medals all over them … If I got them cups and awards they’d kill themselves to produce what I wanted. That’s why the Academy Award was created.”
— Louis B. Mayer