Fenster writes:
Pat Metheny Group, Phase Dance (1977)
Fenster writes:
Pat Metheny Group, Phase Dance (1977)
Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:
As I was waiting, a man came out of a side room, and at a glance I was sure he must be Long John. His left leg was cut off close by the hip, and under the left shoulder he carried a crutch, which he managed with wonderful dexterity, hopping about upon it like a bird. He was very tall and strong, with a face as big as a ham — plain and pale, but intelligent and smiling. Indeed, he seemed in the most cheerful spirits, whistling as he moved about among the tables, with a merry word or a slap on the shoulder for the more favoured of his guests.
Now, to tell you the truth, from the very first mention of Long John in Squire Trelawney’s letter I had taken a fear in my mind that he might prove to be the very one- legged sailor whom I had watched for so long at the old Benbow. But one look at the man before me was enough. I had seen the captain, and Black Dog, and the blind man, Pew, and I thought I knew what a buccaneer was like — a very different creature, according to me, from this clean and pleasant-tempered landlord.
I plucked up courage at once, crossed the threshold, and walked right up to the man where he stood, propped on his crutch, talking to a customer.
“Mr. Silver, sir?” I asked, holding out the note.
“Yes, my lad,” said he; “such is my name, to be sure. And who may you be?” And then as he saw the squire’s letter, he seemed to me to give something almost like a start.
“Oh!” said he, quite loud, and offering his hand. “I see. You are our new cabin-boy; pleased I am to see you.”
And he took my hand in his large firm grasp.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Fenster writes:
Scientists have been able to move/teleport atoms in that magical way characteristic of advanced physics. Don’t ask me if the atoms moved, or were destroyed and recreated, or were just in both places, or in different states, or whatever. I can’t follow it.
But this kind of thing has people asking whether teleportation is possible. Some scientists argue that yes it is. Or at least that there is no inherent technical limitation.
This, from HowStuffWorks:
Consider for a moment that teleportation hasn’t been strictly sci-fi since 1993. That year, the concept moved from the realm of impossible fancy to theoretical reality. Physicist Charles Bennett and a team of IBM researchers confirmed that quantum teleportation was possible, but only if the original object being teleported was destroyed.
Hmmm . . . If you believe, as I do, that consciousness is a function of the brain, then isn’t this less a matter, so to speak, of movement and more one of destruction and copying? Doesn’t the destruction in effect kill you, or at least cause a cessation of the consciousness that comprises your experience? Your friends won’t know the difference and neither will the new you. And the old you won’t be around to raise an objection.
So while the idea has a certain utilitarian appeal–Kirk is needed down there on Ceti Alpha V!–I find it unappealing.
Or, as John Lennon sang in Revolution, don’t you know that you can count me out. In.
Fenster writes:
For the second time in a week, access to UR over a public wifi network has been blocked. Different wifi providers: one on a bus, one in a coffee shop.
Both mentioned the reason, however.
Fabrizio del Wrongo writes:
One of the stars of the golden age of the Euro nude. She of the muffin-top nipples and impossibly uncouth mouth. Maria was one of the top models on the internet for a few years, often appearing under the name of Koika, Ellie, or Elle. She’s from Russia, which somehow reconciles all of the exotic-yet-familiar implications of her looks. Is she really even pretty in a conventional sense? Her figure is intriguingly non-hourglass, her skin imperfect, her face a pile-up of not-necessarily-complimentary features. And yet it all comes together somehow. Fuck, women can often be amazing. And discombobulating. Maria’s got great camera presence, too. Do you reckon someone taught her that come-hither expression, or did she figure that out all on her own?
She retired in 2008. Probably has three kids by now. I’ll co-sign this comment from some guy on MetArt: “Aaaahh! Those were the days! She was once Queen of the internet. And YES — I too, miss her dearly. But time and gravity take their toll on all women. I wish her well. :-)”
These shots seem to come from MetArt, Alexander Fedorov, JTS (defunct?), and Galitsin News. (By the way, does Galitsin qualify as some kind of political prisoner? Or just an old perv?)
Nudity below the drop. Do you click and go to confession twice? Or have you succeeded in honeybadgering yourself into not giving a shit? Have a good weekend.
Sir Barken Hyena writes:
Well, I’m back on schedule now, and I’ve got a nice spreadsheet of applicants for Lady to peruse at my leisure. Time to take a break from romance and indulge in some tunes of the “out there” variety. And you can’t get much more out there than the Sahara Desert, site of this week’s selection from Malian guitarist Ali Farke Toure. Like that desert itself, this music is the intersection of African and Islamic cultures, a synthesis like American blues, but from the other direction. And it BURNS like the desert sands. Let’s listen:
Paleo Retiree writes:
A jumbled view from NYC’s Washington Square Park looking north — partly because we here at UR have a profound and principled objection to the tendency of so much of the architecture press to discuss buildings as though they’re isolated, freestanding works of individual genius … but mainly because the light and colors were so damn pretty the other evening.
In the foreground: what were originally houses, built in the Greek Revival style circa 1830. In the background: from 1929, the gloriously eclectic and glamorous Deco apartment building known as 1 Fifth (for its address at One Fifth Ave.), designed mainly by Harvey Wiley Corbett, an early proponent of skyscrapers who, despite being known as very progressive and despite being identified with something that was called “modernism” at the time, never foresaw glass shafts, let alone today’s wibbly-wobbly exercises in sleek neuroticism. Interesting note: Corbett worked with the architectural illustrator Hugh Ferriss, and through/with Ferriss eventually had an influence on the look of Gotham City. So if you feel like you’re picking up a little “Batman” from 1 Fifth, your instincts aren’t letting you down.
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Sir Barken Hyena writes:
Wow, I’ve been so flooded with applicants for the New Lady Barken that I’ve barely had a moment to myself! Looks like we blew almost all the way through the week without a music feature, so by way of apology I offer this, possibly the most beautiful song I’ve ever heard. Talk Talk started out as a new wave band with some big hits in England that got them the chance to disappear into the studio to make their next big hit. Except they instead totally reinvented themselves. Reportedly their A&R man cried on hearing the new master tape.
Then again, it’s a song that can make you cry. Let’s listen:
Glynn Marshes writes:
Albert Burneko. Deadspin. How To Cook Lobster Tails: A Guide For People Who Don’t Have Butlers To Do All The Work.
A taste:
The truth about lobster is this: It is less flavorful, less sweet, more bland and chickenlike than virtually any of the other edible crustaceans. It is also a lot more expensive than most of them, and if you’re cooking it at home, it is furthermore easier to fuck up. The primary selling point of the lobster—and one hell of a selling point it must be, since it sells so many lobsters at such high prices—is that its meat comes in larger, more easily extracted hunks than can be found in, for example, Chesapeake blue crabs, which, factually, are the most delicious things the world has produced or will ever produce, but which are approximately as onerous to consume as a large box full of live ferrets.
A thoroughly enjoyable read, even if your weekend plans will rise no further than burgers and beer 🙂
Eddie Pensier writes:
“Cinnamon Fix” (rye vodka, apricot brandy, apple juice, lemon juice, cinnamon syrup–essentially apple pie in liquid alcoholic form) and “Regent Martini” (vanilla infused vodka, passion fruit purée, agave syrup, apple juice–tart/sweet and alarmingly easy going down) at the topnotch Hippo Co. The atomiser in the background contains orange flower water, which was spritzed over the top of the martini by our estimable bartender Jack. Not pictured: “Old Smoke” (smoked rum, honey water, lime, and super-spicy in-house ginger soda). All three were works of gustatory art.
