Blowhard, Esq. writes:

Anita Loos, born in 1889 in California and died in 1981 in New York, was present for the birth of cinema as a scenarist for D.W. Griffith, wrote the movies that made Douglas Fairbanks a star, penned an international bestseller that was greatly admired by Joyce and Faulkner, and worked for MGM for 20 years during Hollywood’s Golden Age all while hobnobbing with many of the great artists and intellectuals of her day. But in spite of her accomplishments her work has slipped down the memory hole.

Her international bestseller, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, was inspired by watching her friend H.L. Mencken make a fool of himself by falling for various pretty young things. The book is in print and published by no less than Penguin Classics, but when it’s discussed at all it’s merely referenced as the source material for Howard Hawks’s 1953 Monroe-Russell movie (which is actually the second film treatment of the book; the first adaptation has been lost). While Loos was a fan of the Hawks movie, it only retains the novel’s heroines and tone, deviating significantly in terms of story.

In the book, Lorelei Lee is a gold-digging flapper from Little Rock, Arkansas who traipses from Los Angeles to New York to London, Paris, and Vienna with her more streetwise pal Dorothy. If Don Quixote had his brain addled by too many chivalric romances, perhaps Lorelei has seen too many romantic Hollywood movies. Loos satirizes women, men, sex, clueless Americans, and stuffy Europeans as Lorelei bounces from one lovestruck suitor to another while in search of money and “education.” Although the fizzy comic plot moves along briskly during its 120 pages, the star is Lorelei’s naive yet knowing dumb blonde voice:

So then I told Major Falcon about the time in Arkansas when Papa sent me to Little Rock to study how to become a stenographer. I mean Papa and I had quite a little quarrel because Papa did not like a gentleman who used to pay calls on me in the park and Papa thought it would do me good to get away for awhile. So I was in business colledge in Little Rock for about a week when a gentleman called Mr. Jennings paid a call on the business colledge because he wanted to have a new stenographer. So he looked over all we colledge girls and he picked me out. So he told our teacher that he would help me finish my course in his office because he was only a lawyer and I really did not have to know so much. So Mr. Jennings helped me quite a lot and I stayed in his office about a year when I found out that he was not the kind of gentleman that a young girl is safe with. I mean one evening when I went to pay a call on him in his apartment, I found a girl there who really was famous all over Little Rock for not being nice. So when I found out that girls like that paid calls on Mr. Jennings I had quite a bad case of histerics and my mind was really a blank and when I came out of it, it seems I had a revolver in my hand and it seems that the revolver had shot Mr. Jennings.

The novel’s combo of sex comedy, travelogue, and American vernacular made it sensation and earned the admiration of Joyce, Faulkner, Churchill (he reportedly kept a copy on his nightstand), Aldous Huxley, and Edith Wharton, the latter of whom declared it “the Great American Novel.” Although the book feels like Cervantes as rewritten by an early Vanity Fair contributor, it also points the way forward to Terry Southern’s Candy, another picaresque about a sexually precocious blonde.

If Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is a fictional account of a flapper’s love life, then Kiss Hollywood Good-By, volume two of Loos’s memoirs, can be looked at as a nonfiction account. But whereas the fictional Lorelei is sexy and carnal, the real-life Loos comes off as flirty and intellectual. Published in 1974, Loos’s approach is nostalgic, witty, and reflective. In semi-stream of consciousness, timeline-jumping prose, she wryly recounts her marriage to louche husband and flunky film director John Emerson and chaste affairs of the mind with various men including Mencken, a British aristocrat, and legendary wit Wilson Mizner all in the midst of working as a writer for producer Irving Thalberg.

She name drops with impunity and when you consider the cast of characters I can hardly blame her. While working at MGM under Thalberg, the directory of the writers’ offices boasted Maxwell Anderson, Robert Benchley, Stephen Vincent Benét, F. Scott Fitzgerald (Fitzgerald tried to kill her and Zelda one night and ended up in a driveway literally eating dirt), Robert Flaherty, Moss Hart, Ben Hecht, Aldous Huxley, Christopher Isherwood, George S. Kaufman, Dorothy Parker, and S.J. Perelman. Then on the weekend she’d go picnicking with Huxley, Garbo, Chaplin, Isherwood, and Bertrand Russell. Astronomer Edwin Hubble was also a good friend. Not a bad circle of friends.

Loos labored in MGM’s story department for almost 20 years but, like another forgotten star that I wrote about recently, she was never particularly ambitious about her career. Work was primarily a way to support herself, her husband, and their LA-NY-Europe bicoastal-transatlantic elite lifestyle. Also, like many of her era, she looked upon Hollywood not as a purveyor of culture, but as a way to make an easy buck. For a writer, true art was contained in books (while for the directors and actors, the real art was made in the theater). She breezily dismissed her Hollywood career as a mere “gag writer.” One of the themes of the book is her surprise whenever anyone regards movies as anything other than tawdry entertainment. Here she recounts an incident in the early 20s during one of her many European sojourns:

At a [London] cocktail party one day I met a distinguished Scandinavian professor, a psychologist who remarked that Hollywood was making a great contribution to world culture. “Culture?” I spoke up. “Are you joking?”

“Not in the least, young lady. Hollywood is rejuvenating the spirits of a tired old civilization. Its jaunty film plots are sweeping aside the moldy problems of Ibsen, Tolstoi, and Dostoevski…getting us back to basic simplicity. Hollywood has given culture a fresh start. Who knows how far it will go, as the movies emerge from their infancy?”

For those wishing to delve into her oeuvre, the novel Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is the place to start, which Loos followed up with But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes. After that I’d recommend her movies RED-HEADED WOMAN, SAN FRANCISCO (where Clark Gable plays a character modeled on Wilson Mizner), THE WOMEN, and INTOLERANCE. Finally there’s her memoirs, volume one of which is A Girl Like I then Kiss Hollywood Good-By.

Related

• Another Loos appreciation.
• Artist Ralph Barton, who probably deserves his own Overlooked Oeuvres entry, provided the illustrations for Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
• Gentlemen Prefer Blondes inspired a short-lived comic strip, too.
• Fabrizio wrote about Intolerance here.
• As mentioned, one of the great loves of Loos’s life was Wilson Mizner. His brother Addison Mizner was responsible for popularizing Mediterranean Revival architecture in Florida. Paleo Retiree/Michael Blowhard wrote about Addison here.