Blowhard, Esq. writes:
All of us here at UR agree we’re wonderful, highly talented people who put out a superior product day in and day out whenever we feel like it. We’re like The Atlantic, Entertainment Weekly, and The New Yorker combined only funnier and with more bush.
Thus, at one of our weekly editorial meetings, Paleo Retiree went into full Perry White Mode and started griping about our subpar site design. To shut him up we decided an overhaul was due, so we pooled our funds and hired graphic design superstar Chip Kidd to reconceive everything from the ground up.

One of our many high-level meetings during which we strategized on corporate synergy
Thing is, Kidd demands a high five-figure salary and new pair of vintage granny glasses for such gigs and all we could offer was a dime bag of weed. Lucky for us, that’s enough for Sir Barken Hyena so he took a crack at sprucing things up. Much to everyone’s extreme shock, he actually did a great job. Clean, sharp, and slick without being too fussy. Dig the new drunken header image, too.
I hope you enjoy it. Maybe the rest of us will actually start trying harder.*
*Probably not, don’t hold your breath.